Drinking + HOAing
One Man's Rule is another Man's Bottle!
Protecting Property Values, One Bourbon at a Time
Please HOA Responsibly
The situation. Pick a side. Willow Court is a cul-de-sac, not a maze.
Third-person. WASD, mouse look after click, Space jump, Shift sprint.
Brenda President
Aggressive chaser. Measures first, cites second, hydrates never.
Jill Treasurer
Ambusher. Waits where the bylaws say you will be.
Gary At-Large
Patrols with a flashlight and a color swatch.
Oscar ARC Chair
Slow highball stroll, then a sudden variance-denied lurch.
WASD · mouse look · Space jump · Shift sprint · P pause · M mute