What is “Drinking and HOAing"?
“Drinking and HOAing” refers to a situation in which a HOA board member consumes too much alcohol and then attempts to enforce community rules out in the public while their judgment may be impaired.
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Why intoxicated HOA rule enforcement creates risks, and what homeowners and HOA boards can do to prevent misconduct. Please HOA Responsibly.
(Citation Generator) Simulate what happens when a HOA Board member walks his dog after three or four Margaritas.
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Recent Incident Logs
BAC: 0.14
The Trash Can Stand-Off
Patrol Officer: Jill (Treasurer)
Incident: Cited House #104 for leaving recycling bins out at 7:01 PM. Spent 20 minutes trying to issue a ticket to a decorative lawn gnome thinking it was a trespassing contractor.
BAC: 0.18
Grass Length Emergency
Patrol Officer: Brenda (President)
Incident: Measured lawn height using a credit card at 1:00 AM. Declared grass "recklessly green" and impounded a child's tricycle for blocking the airspace of the sidewalk.
BAC: 0.11
Paint Code Violations
Patrol Officer: Gary (At-Large)
Incident: Shined a tactical flashlight into a garage for 45 minutes, arguing that the owner's white SUV was actually 'eggshell' and violated the community 'beige-only' driveway code.