The Universe
Characters
You’re not following individual videos. You’re following a neighborhood. Here is who lives in it.
The HOA President
Believes the covenants are a living document and that he is the one it lives inside.
The Drunk Board Member
Two margaritas in and armed with a laminated rules card. The heart of the operation.
HOA Karen
Has the property manager on speed dial and the bylaws bookmarked in three places.
HOA Security Guy
Tactical gear, a radio, and a golf cart. No jurisdiction whatsoever.
The New Neighbor
Eleven days in, four notices deep, genuinely trying to comply.
The HOA Attorney
Bills in six-minute increments. Has explained “you cannot fine a goose” four times.
The Teenager
Existing near a pond. That is the whole offense.
The Landscaper
Knows more about this neighborhood than the board ever will. Says nothing.
The Property Manager
Manages nine communities. Has stopped reading the emails.
The Goose
Unelected. Unbothered. Undefeated.
