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Drinking and HOAing
“The rules are strict. The drinks are stronger.”
What happens when an HOA board member has a few too many and then goes out to enforce the covenants.
Pronounced “Drinking and H-O-A-ing” / H-O-A-ing → “aitch-oh-ay-ing.”
Hands off that second “A.”
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What is “Drinking and HOAing”? A situation in which an HOA board member consumes too much alcohol and then attempts to enforce community rules in public while their judgment may be impaired. It is more common than the minutes suggest.
Top Stories
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New Arrivals
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FOTA, Pond & Pool
Fear Of Teenagers, and the water features they threaten.
Security, Cameras & Drones
The neighborhood watch has acquired air support.
Animals & Wildlife
Unregistered residents with no intention of paying dues.
Sports & Cheerleading
Featuring the HOA Inspectors squad.
Transportation & Vehicles
Scooters, golf carts, e-bikes and one very smug sedan.
HOA Rules, Governance & Insurance
Bylaws, board meetings and D&O policies nobody read.
Activities & Events
Picnics, holidays and games of chance.
Property & Infrastructure
Trash cans, mulch, and a data center.
Hero Videos
Somebody has to drop that zero.
People & Characters
The recurring cast of the Drinking and HOAing universe.
Movies & Pop Culture
The HOA goes to the movies.
The Classics
The originals that started it all.
Got HOA?
Some campaigns age well. Some age into a violation notice.
Got Milk?the nineties called
Citation Generator
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What if your HOA paid you?
The serious idea hiding inside the jokes.
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Games
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The HOA Drinking Game
Every time the board cites a decorative lawn gnome, you know what to do.
The Neighborhood Survival Game
Get your trash can to the curb and back without being detected.
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