The Library

All Videos

57 videos and counting. Every one has its own watch page.

New Arrivals

Freshly poured, straight from the cul-de-sac.

7 videos

$0 HOA Dues

What if local businesses paid your dues instead of you?

Plastic Woman

Some renovations are architectural. Some are not.

Racing E-Bikes

When the board member confiscates a teenager’s e-bike and forgets why he took it.

ZZ Top

A few drinks in, and suddenly he thinks he is in ZZ Top.

Gym (Beast Mode)

The community fitness center was not ready for this.

Golf Cart

HOA golf cart crash. Patrol continues regardless.

Name, Image, Likeness

The board has just learned what NIL means and has questions about the teenager.

HOA Rules, Governance & Insurance

Bylaws, board meetings and D&O policies nobody read.

2 videos

D&O Insurance

Directors and Officers coverage: the board discovers what is not covered.

The Devil Came Down to the HOA

He was lookin’ for a soul to steal. He found a covenant violation instead.

FOTA, Pond & Pool

Fear Of Teenagers, and the water features they threaten.

7 videos

FOTA: Fear of Teenagers

Unauthorized youth activity detected.

FOTA: The Pond

Location: community pond. Threat level: teenager.

FOTA: The Pond #1

Perimeter established around the retention basin.

FOTA: The Pond #2

Still no fishing permit on file.

FOTA: The Pool

Adult swim is now a 24-hour policy.

The Pool

Pool rules are posted. All forty-one of them.

Get a Pool

The architectural review committee will need eighteen months.

Security, Cameras & Drones

The neighborhood watch has acquired air support.

5 videos

Security Watch

Neighborhood watch, now with tactical gear.

Flock Cameras

Every plate logged. Every visitor remembered.

HOA Drone Force

HOA drone patrol activated.

Drones II

Air superiority over the cul-de-sac.

Neighborhood Watch Happy Hour

When the neighborhood watch has a happy hour, the cameras start multiplying.

Activities & Events

Picnics, holidays and games of chance.

4 videos

Know When to Hold ’Em

The board discovers Texas Hold ’Em.

Despacito

When the board member discovers “despacito” means “slowly”.

The Annual HOA Picnic

Attendance is technically voluntary.

Diwali!

Festival of lights meets the holiday lighting ordinance.

Sports & Cheerleading

Featuring the HOA Inspectors squad.

4 videos

HOA Inspectors: Happy Hour

The HOA Inspectors take the field.

Football

Tailgating in a driveway is a permitted use. Probably.

Soccer

When the HOA board member has a few too many drinks.

Tennis Gone Wild

Court reservations enforced with a margarita in hand.

Animals & Wildlife

Unregistered residents with no intention of paying dues.

5 videos

Alligator

Unregistered resident. No dues on file.

Squirrels

Repeated unauthorized use of common-area trees.

Goose

The goose does not recognize the authority of this board.

Nothing But a G(oose) Thing

It was nothing but a G thing, baby.

Goose II

The goose returns. The goose always returns.

Transportation & Vehicles

Scooters, golf carts, e-bikes and one very smug sedan.

5 videos

Electric Scooters

Sidewalk velocity limits are now a thing.

Scooters II

The scooter menace continues.

Tesla Man

Charging cable crosses the sidewalk. Citation issued.

Fast and the Furious

Sidewalk quarter-mile. The board member lives his life a violation at a time.

Golf Cart, Meet Pond

The evening patrol route ended in the retention pond. Again.

Property & Infrastructure

Trash cans, mulch, and a data center.

4 videos

The Trash Can

Out eleven minutes past the approved time.

Landscaping

The mulch is too aggressively auburn.

The Trampoline

A structure. Therefore subject to architectural review. Therefore a problem.

The Data Center

They rezoned the retention pond.

Hero Videos

Somebody has to drop that zero.

2 videos

HOA Hero

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear lanyards.

Drop That Zero

Drop that zero and get with a hero.

People & Characters

The recurring cast of the Drinking and HOAing universe.

4 videos

Amish

A barn raising without prior architectural approval.

Ricardo

Ricardo has entered the cul-de-sac.

Ricky

Ricky knows a guy who knows the property manager.

Australia

Do you even HOA, mate?

Movies & Pop Culture

The HOA goes to the movies.

1 video

The Empire Strikes Back

That Star Destroyer is parked in a fire lane.

The Classics

The originals that started it all.

7 videos

Drinking and HOAing

The one that started it all. Protecting property values, one bourbon at a time.

Kid Trying to Fish

A minor attempts recreation at the community pond. The board responds.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink & HOA

A public service announcement nobody asked for.

HOA Flock Camera Testing

License plate readers meet a board member with a clipboard.

The Risk Assessment

What the insurance carrier sees.

Neighborhood Security

Patrol is now in session.

Water Feature Violation

The pond has opinions.