Violation Intake

Submit an HOA Violation

Somebody measured your grass. Somebody timed your trash can. Somebody objected to the shade of your mulch. Tell us about it. The best submissions become videos.

Before you submit: please remove all real names, street addresses, and neighborhood names. We publish satire, not a directory of your neighbors. We’ll strip anything identifying we spot, but we would rather you got there first.

We read everything. We answer the good ones.